Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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