ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
