so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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