He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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