I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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