Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
