her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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