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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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