I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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