if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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