thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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