The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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