Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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