I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
should my penis look like a turkey
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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