i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
they need to just BURY HIM!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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