I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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