he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
