You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I enjoy the company of your penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
