I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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