already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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