im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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