4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Bring me that man meat
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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