I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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