I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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