My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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