is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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