My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
That's intense
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
