Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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