I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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