Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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