found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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