hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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