I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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