his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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