Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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