I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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