he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
