Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I need a beard to bite.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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