I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
