i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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