So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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