god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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