her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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