I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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