I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I faked an abortion last night.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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