Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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