well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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