Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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