yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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