My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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