There is no way he is gay with that hair.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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