There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it because I queefed?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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