I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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