so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just want to make out with him forever
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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